All these are real examples from adults on the Autistic Spectrum – mainly Aspergers Syndrome. Also, I have inserted my own humour/sarcasm after the quotes. I’m pointing this out because sometimes ASD people don’t pick up on this. We aren’t good at recognising tones of voices.
Today is World Autism Awareness Day and with that in mind, I thought it was time for another autistic themed blog post.
Autistic Spectrum Disorder (ASD) can be a confusing condition to understand and as it’s a hidden condition, it’s not something you can immediately see on a person. This makes it regularly misunderstood. Most people have heard of autism and already have their own idea of what it is from their encounters with autistic people. What they don’t understand is it as spectrum and it affects all of us differently.
That being said nothing makes us want to pull our hair out more than the responses we get to it. So sit back, laugh and groan at all these relatable reactions we get when we have told someone that we are on the A
“You seem normal to me.” – What is normal? And how did I qualify? I never took the normal person test.
“But you’re so pretty!” – What so you have to be ugly to have autism?! Autism has nothing to do with appearances!
“My daughter has mild autism.” – There is no mild autism…you either have it or you don’t.
“Oh that explains it.” – Groan.
You don’t look autistic.” – This classic remark again…now tell me what does an autistic person look like?!
“You can’t have aspergers because you a ‘insert job title here.’” – Yes autistic people can hold down good jobs. Surprise, surprise!
“Ahhh…that makes sense.” – What? Did my blue scaly skin tip you off? No so what was it?
“You’ve always been a bit strange.” – And you’ve always been an asshole but what’s new?
“Everyone’s a bit autistic.” – Don’t minimize my condition please.
“Does that mean you’re a retard?” – No that kind of slur is outdated and offensive, so just no.
“I don’t think you are.” – Are you a psychologist? No!
“But you can talk and do not flap your arms and spin around!” – A can also swear…want to see?
“You can’t be autistic, my child is autistic and you are nothing like him.” – That’s why it’s called a spectrum!!
“Are you sure?” – YES I AM so is my well-trained, expensive psychologist who diagnosed me!
“Oh, so you must be high functioning.” – Well, technically aspergers has also been called high functioning autism but believe us we aren’t functioning. We are just about functioning.
“So are you smart like these famous people with autism” – I don’t know but I’m not about to do your taxes for you.
“That explains a lot.” – Explains what??? Now I’m paranoid!
“How did you go to college?” – The same way as you….I applied and got in.
“Are you just saying that to make me feel better?” – Yes, I got diagnosed just for the sake of this conversation…
“So are you like Rain Man?” – Yes he’s my cousin… No..not really.
Now for some harmless things people say:
“That must have been a shock.”
“I didn’t notice.”
“I would never have known.”
And Finally A Relateable Video on This Topic by Autistamatic
Can you relate? Have you heard something that isn’t on the list? Let me know in the comments.
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